The spongebob theme song came on Nickelodean.

Trev: You HATE Spongebob right?

Me: Yes

Trev: I HATE him too!

Me: Is that why you are watching him right now?

Trev: YEA I HATE him but don't turn it off

Me: That would mean you like it you don't hate it.

Trev: YEA I like it its my show.

Me: Stop thinking of ways to say HATE